I don't know whether I should be offended...

or laugh.... or think she's really sweet.

My neighbor witnessed me kicking the ex out of my house a while ago, and she just came over with a v-day card, and a single rose, with a v-day stuffed bear with cinnamon hearts. She said 'Hey I noticed you haven't had another woman around here lately so I figured I'd brighten your day, no one should be lonely on Valentines day, and you're super cute so here you go'...

I am not lonely. I hate how people you don't know at all/very well take it upon themselves to assume things when they have no idea and then try and help out. I also understand that they're trying to be nice and make me happy but really it kinda makes you feel pathetic. In a way. Not really pathetic but... lame I guess. I don't know I'm trying to decide what to think here. But, if she could see my side door, she'd see I have had a girl over lately.

Would you take offense or what?

Don't be ungrateful, Switch. She's trying to be nice.

Yeah, I would get angry if someone brought me presents too.

I'm not angry or ungrateful.

I think that is really sweet and I have no idea why anyone would take offense to that!

I guess i'm not used to such kindness. It took me by surprise but i was like 'wow...she thinks i have no one else in my life to buy me shit for valentines day. she feels sorry for me.' I was like holy shit i don't need the pity.

Also the last time i talked to her she kinda cussed me out so i was like why is she doing something nice for me?

No way, so cute!

She probably just wanted to scissor.

Also i feel guilty recieving gifts. When my friends buy me an expensive gift i'm like 'aww wtf man you didnt have to do that'. I don't feel like people should spend lots of money on me. Me and my non gold diggerish ways. Getting a gift from a complete stranger? I kinda feel like i owe her something now LOL

Go shovel her walk or something if you feel that guilty about it..

did any erotic video come from this?

Erotic video? What?

I am. I'm gonna assume she just felt like buying me things cause im so damn cute like she said.

I'd take offense. No, really.

I did at first... but my neighbor is a naive dumbass so i think it's safe to say she's truly genuine and not doing this with an ulterior motive.

So... you're saying you wont pee on her rose bushes?

Hahah noooo. I might however kill her dog. For other reasons though.

This thread just got interesting... and DISGUSTING!